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If I can hear your cell phone 2 rooms away, I have every confidence you can hear it, too. I am not going to pick it up, there is no reason for it to ring loud enough that I hear it through 2 closed doors. (See previous missive about the probablility of those doors being unlocked or open). Might I suggest turning it the hell down? You could put it ( Read more... )

Walking noisily through this cube farm to get to your cube farm is not only disruptive, and therefore rude, it is a waste of your time. Your cube farm has a door. Use it. It is a different and separate office from this one. This is evidenced by not only the different keys used to unlock the doors and the different numbers on the doors, but by the ( Read more... )

PICK UP YOUR FEET.
The sound is annoying. You don't even walk all the way around the damn courner, you are just walking to where the sound interupts me and getting almost close enough for me to speak to you.

CUT IT OUT

thank you,
me